To retain its per­fect fresh­ness, keep THE HEART dry. UNLIKE sim­i­lar prod­ucts, THE HEART WILL EXPAND WHILE DRYING OUT. All actions per­formed with THE HEART are there­fore definitive.

PREPARATION OF SENTIMENTS: To one mea­sure of delir­ium, add 2½ mea­sures of HEART. Stir until a sen­ti­men­tal solu­tion forms. Allow to stand for one night. While you sleep, the sen­ti­ment will take on the desired con­sis­tency (creamy, oily or mal­leable). Do not pre­pare more HEART than you can use imme­di­ately, since even in a short space of time it tends to cling.

IMPORTANT: THE HEART acts like a cement, so delir­ium must never be added to pre­vi­ously pre­pared sen­ti­ment, nor should it be ‘dwelt on’ too long. THE HEART hard­ens in two hours. Increase the dosage of HEART in the first few sec­onds if you desire a sen­ti­ment with a firmer consistency.

THE HEART casts a self-satisfied glow over gen­er­ous and kind individuals.

When applied to meaner per­son­al­i­ties how­ever (espe­cially if allowed to pen­e­trate the whole being) it tends to be dis­si­pated through­out the pores and becomes totally transparent.

- Jean-Claude Silbermann